“Atheists don’t have no songs”

More holiday merriment. HT to Pastor Matt Harrison.

At least they’re all singing from the same (if only one) hymn sheet! And I wish we did get Gregorian Chant when we go to mass…

About Schütz

I am Catholic, married to Cathy, father of Maddy & Mia. Since 2002, I have been the Executive Officer of the Ecumenical & Interfaith Commission of the Archdiocese of Melbourne. I was once a Lutheran pastor, but a "year of grace" and soul-searching led me into the Catholic Church. It was a bumpy ride, but with the support of my (still Lutheran) wife, I was finally confirmed on June 16, 2003.
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2 Responses to “Atheists don’t have no songs”

  1. matthias says:

    Let ‘s see an atheists hymn
    ‘ All creatures of our —- and —-
    Lift up your voice and with us sing,
    Alleuia? Alleuia
    Thou burning sun with golden beam,
    Thou silver moon with softer gleam!
    O praise —-! O praise— !
    Alleluia? Alleluia!? Alleluia!?

    or ” All creatures that from evolving sprung
    sing to the processes which begun
    DarwinDawkins .Darwin Dawkin
    Though chemically determined balding man
    Though who was not born by any Plan
    Oh Hawking Oh hawking
    Oh hawking”
    Yep make it one and ahalf sheets still Schutz

    • Tony says:

      Seems to me that your first effort is more like the ‘Agnostics Hymn’, Matthias, or even a theist who ‘dare not speak the name’. Here’s my sublter (and, I admit it, less funny) effort:

      All creatures of no God and King,
      Lift up your voice and with us sing,
      Eureka! Eureka!
      Thou burning sun with golden beam,
      Thou silver moon with softer gleam!
      O praise them, O praise them!
      Eureka! Eureka! Eur – ee – ka!

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