My wife is watching an old episode of Doc Martin.
I overheard this conversation:
Old lady: Is it bad?
Doc Martin: It could be lung cancer. Why do smokers always think that they will be one of the lucky ones, who can smoke and still live to be 70?
Old Lady: I’m 75.
Doc Martin: Well, eighty then.
Old Lady: My mother smoked a pipe till she was ninety three.
Doc Martin: And then she died.
Old Lady: No. She lost her pipe.