More jokes

Sorry. I know it’s Holy Week, and we’re supposed to be all sombre and everything. But my kid’s have been telling these jokes lately, and in case you haven’t heard them:

How do you kill an elephant?
With an elephant gun.

How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a red elephant?
Put it into the fridge until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a yellow elephant?
There are no such thing as yellow elephants!

How do you kill a white elephant?
Go into the jungle where there are white elephants. Bring with you a blueberry muffin (a favourite of white elephants). Put the muffin at the base of a tree. The white elephant will come an eat it. Do this for six days in a row. On the seventh day, put a muffin WITHOUT blueberries at the base of the tree. Climb the tree with a net. When the white elephant eats the muffin and realises that there are no blueberries in it, he will turn red with anger. Jump out of the tree and catch him with your net. Put him in the fridge until he turns blue. Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Cool, eh?

About Schütz

I am a PhD candidate & sessional academic at Australian Catholic University in Melbourne, Australia. After almost 10 years in ministry as a Lutheran pastor, I was received into the Catholic Church in 2003. I worked for the Archdiocese of Melbourne for 18 years in Ecumenism and Interfaith Relations. I have been editor of Gesher for the Council of Christians & Jews and am guest editor of the historical journal “Footprints”. I have a passion for pilgrimage and pioneered the MacKillop Woods Way.
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One Response to More jokes

  1. Tony Bartel says:

    Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

    Because it was dead.

    Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

    Because it was stapled to the first Koala.

    Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?


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